Let’s Celebrate World Music Day By Listening To These 10 Worst Bollywood Song Lyrics

The complex process of knowing today’s Bollywood songs: you listen to them for the first time; you laugh your ass off because the lyrics are so stupid they make no sense; you want to pull your ears off every time you hear it for about the next five times; when you find yourself singing those lyrics with the rest of the crowd, you think “Oh God, what am I doing?” and continue singing anyway.

No matter how unbearable the music is, no matter how ridiculous the words to the song are, Bollywood songs have a way of staying put in the public’s minds. What with the obscenely loud ‘band-baaraat’s and other festival vehicles playing exactly the kind of music you hate yourself for listening to it. There is no escape from these artful pieces of absolute torture for music admirers because, well, these songs get stuck with the masses Fevicol se.

The worst of Bollywood song lyrics in increasing order of their aversions is listed below.

1. Movie: Sarhad
For those of you who get turned on by your favorite food items:
Doodh ban jaoongi, malai ban jaaongi
Botalon mein daal de sharab ban jaaongi
Jaam ban jaoongi surhai ban jaaongi
Macchi ban jaaongi kebab ban jaaongi\


2. Movie: Student of The Year
Because we don’t want you to get confused:
Surkh wala, sauz wala, Faiz wala love
Hota hai jo love se jyada waise wala love
Ishq wala love

3. Movie: Khiladi786
Those metophors you won’t get:
Teri akhiyon ka war Jaise sher ka shikar ..
Tera husn dhuedar Jaise jalta cigar.
Tera pyaar pyaar pyaar hookah bar!!!!


4. Movie: Gori Tere Pyaar Me
“Chingam” is the new “Fevicol”
O ri chhori chichori
O chhede hume chingam chabake
Main bhi chhora chhichhora
Chipak jaaun chumbak lagake

5. Movie: Darling
Sure, I will kill myself happily. After listening to this song, why not?

6. Movie: Taraazu
Yeah, before it was Facebook updates, Bollywood songs informed us about people wanting to pee. In masses.


7. Movie: Chal Mere Bhai
For those of you who need to get your relationships straight:
Meri baap ki beti mujhe bhai bolti
Meri baap ki biwi meko beta bolti
… followed by the other family members.

8. Movie: Hindustani
Good movie, but lyrics? Sure, they describe the characters well:
Telephone dhun me hasni wali… See?

9. Movie: Andaz
The funniest pun ever created by old Bollywood lyricists. You will die laughing, if you haven’t yet:
khada hai khada hai khada hai
khada hai khada hai khada hai
dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
khada hai khada hai khada hai
dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
khol khol khol …
darwaja khol

10. Movie: Udaan
And, the one you’ve been waiting for. Or not:
Iski maa (bhai kiski maa)
Iski maa agar isse, pait mein hi maar deti (maar deti)
Toh Bihar mein akaal na hota (akaal na hota)
Orissa mein, Orissa mein baad na hoti (baad na hoti)… And this is just one stanza of an entire song of I don’t know what.

Oh, by the way, Happy World Music Day! Celebrate music the way you like it! Please feel free to comment below with Bollywood songs that you think are more ridiculous.

SOURCE: YouTube.com


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